Pentagon Pizza Index Soars 1250%: Who Will Be the Next Venezuela?
The Pentagon Pizza Index, an unconventional but historically reliable indicator of US military activity, has surged by 1250% in the past 48 hours, sparking global attention. This spike, nearly double the increase observed before the recent Venezuela operation, suggests the US is planning new military action. The index, which tracks pizza delivery orders near the Pentagon, originated in 1990 when a local pizzeria owner noticed a correlation between large orders and imminent military crises, such as the Iraq invasion of Kuwait. The logic is simple: during high-pressure situations, Pentagon staff work long hours and order cheap, convenient pizza.
Following the successful capture of Venezuelan President Maduro on January 3, 2026, which was preceded by a similar pizza order surge, the current unprecedented increase has led to speculation about potential next targets. The Trump administration's "Don-roe Doctrine" signals a reinforced Monroe Doctrine for the MAGA era, with Trump asserting US dominance in the Western Hemisphere.
Potential targets identified include Greenland, with prediction markets showing a 38% probability of US control; Cuba, after 32 Cuban officers died in the Venezuela operation; Colombia, directly threatened by Trump; and Iran. Meme and prediction markets are already reacting, with tokens like PPW surging 78.20% and markets pricing in increased probabilities of military action against these nations.
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