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Pervy residents in both counties of Long Island — together with those in Brooklyn and Queens — are outspending entire European nations on the amateur porn site OnlyFans, new data show.
The freaky Long Island and city dwellers have joined forces to buy more of the site’s porn than huge nations such as Switzerland, France, Italy, and Spain per capita while also surpassing countries including Greece, Israel and much of Italy, according to the 2025 OnlyFans Wrapped report by OnlyGuider.
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“The Big Apple, or should I say the Big Fapple, is the city that never sleeps. ... Well, now we know why,” a rep for OnlyGuider quipped to The Post.
Smut Central in the metro area involves a joint 7 million people between the four counties who have collectively blown nearly $52 million so far this year on the site, an amateur porn hub where patrons can purchase content and pay to interact with adult creators.
Long Island alone ranks alongside some of the heaviest adult-content consumers on the planet per capita.
Suffolk County residents spent more than $12.5 million total so far this year, while dirty-minded Nassau County denizens have doled out nearly $9 million.
To put the outlandish numbers into perspective, Nassau and Suffolk have a combined population of just under 3 million people and are matching or beating the spend intensity of entire European nations despite having a fraction of their population.
Nassau and Suffolk counties’ combined $21.5 million translates to roughly $72,600 for every 10,000 residents, also beating nearly every country and most cities globally when it comes to how much money is blown per person on the porn site, according to figures from the data.
Brooklyn’s roughly 2.6 million residents, meanwhile dumped just under $16 million into the site, while Queens’ roughly 2.3 million population spent nearly $16 million, too, the data show.
New York City as a whole, including Brooklyn and Queens, takes the throne as the top-spending city in the world on Onlyfans in terms of sheer money totals – with more than $87 million spent and counting, according to the figures.
