Is Venture Capital Dead? An 'Exit Letter' to All Soon-to-Be-Obsolete Fund Managers
This open letter, addressed to outdated fund managers, delivers a sharp, satirical critique of the modern venture capital landscape. It argues that the game is fundamentally over for small and midsize funds. The core issue is the downward expansion of massive multi-billion dollar funds into seed-stage investing. These giants, with their powerful brands and resources, consistently outcompete smaller funds for deals, even for stakes in two-person startups. Founders naturally gravitate toward established names.
The letter states that relevance now hinges entirely on investing in the handful of "globally important" companies each year, like leading AI labs. If a fund misses these, it is irrelevant. It mockingly suggests that struggling funds should simply advise their portfolio companies to seek acquisition by these winners and invest through SPVs instead.
The proposed "solution" of moving up to growth-stage investing is presented with equal irony. While seemingly simpler than seed investing, it means paying the same high prices once complained about. Furthermore, competition at this level involves extravagant perks (high-production podcasts, media companies, political connections) that smaller funds cannot match.
The author cynically prescribes that the only remaining path is to go "all-in" on AI, as any other sector will be obliterated by imminent Artificial General Intelligence (AGI). The letter concludes by reversing its own nihilism, ironically pointing out that the tech industry's real lesson is that innovation and competition, however difficult, are essential. The final signature, "A soon-to-be-obsolete fund manager," underscores the piece's satirical warning about consolidation, herd mentality, and the existential threat facing traditional VC models.
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